[THE LORD PLUTO slumbers.]

Two olives babe, no no that tickles...

[he is caught in a CATATONIC STATE. if only he had enough HUMAN ENERGY to rise from his SLUMBER and achieve DRUNKEN DOMINATION]

[THE LORD PLUTO snores]

If there's a more painful punishment,
Boy do I feel bad for that prat.
I am so full of frustration...

She teaches History, who'da thought that?

( cut to save minds. )

Babe, I've been thinking about that little arrangement we had, and I gotta say, it just isn't gonna work for me. Too much work, too little interest being returned if y'know what I'm saying.

So, basically, the point that I'm trying to address is that I just so happen to have a copy of  this nifty little conversation recorded, and, since I'm such a ( Read more... )

[locked to THE TITANS, aka students who aren't around, therefore the lock collapses]

Alright, look you guys, if you're not gonna take this seriously then neither am I. I know we're gonna blow the wizarding rock music industry off the map with this band, but we gotta start making things happen. A few gigs here and there, maybe a synthesizer or two. ( Read more... )

Alright, my delightful little maggots, let's get one thing perfectly clear:

I am not a God. Well, maybe compared to most of the people here, but really. While I love libations as much as the next guy, I'm going to have to refuse the quaint offerings of slaughtered bulls in the shape of hamburger patties that keep popping up every time I turn my ( Read more... )

I can't help but notice that there appears to be an alarmingly high stack of paperwork waiting patiently on my desk, yet at the same time I find myself up to the kindle in my ever so important Professorly duties ( Read more... )

Oy, this thing on?

Hello my charming little miscreants, allow me to politely interrupt the studies that I'm sure are absolutely enthralling your ever endearing little heads or at least keeping them occupied with actual thought for once.

I can't help but notice the distinct lack of clubs that don't involve getting a bludger to the face- which, y'know ( Read more... )

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